Live without my Neuton CE6 Trimmer/Edger Attachment? I’d rather never have been born at all.

And I don’t even have a compatible Neuton lawnmower. Maybe for you it’s all about neat, clean edges around your trees, flower beds, and fences. Maybe you just see it as something to attach to the front of your Neuton mower. But to me, the CE6 is so much more than that. From its lovely pea-soup color to the witty, wise decals all over it, it’s a work of art – and a very dear friend.

Before the Neuton CE6 came into my life, I was burdened by the responsibilities of a highly-paid investment banking job. I was constantly besieged by models and actresses begging me for some of my precious time and attention. And maintaining my sports-car collection was a source of constant anxiety. I could find no peace, no relief. Something was missing…but what?

The Neuton CE6 Trimmer/Edger, that’s what. In just a few short months of obsession, I liberated myself from all that to focus on what really matters. Now I’m free to roam wherever my bliss might take me, to sleep under the stars (and the occasional highway overpass), to forge ahead without regard for what anyone thinks about my crazy dreams, my bold ideas, my unbearable body odor. Homeless? Me? My home is wherever my edger takes me. Save your pity for those poor souls who are still Neuton 24308 CE6 Trimmer/Edger Attachmentless.

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