Scan your receipts on-the-go! Well, maybe not in motion. You should probably grab a seat.

That's 3.83 for the coffee and the scone. Would you like a copy of your receipt, sir?

"Oh, most definitely."

Well, here you go! And have a great day!

"Whoa, whoa! Hold on! My laptop hasn't even woken up yet!"

What? Sir, we offer free Wi-Fi, but we ask that you use a table. Not the counter.

"Um, hello? I've got a NeatReceipts Mobile Scanner here."

Yes, but you're holding up the line...

"Look, I don't see what the big deal is. It'll only take a couple minutes for me to take this less-than-a-pound mobile scanning system out, plug it into my computer, and run the receipt through it. Then the receipt'll be on my hard drive where I can search for it by keyword."

Sure, okay. But, sir, what I was saying is we have tables. Why don't you just move to one of those?

"Because if you don't do something right when you think of it, the likelihood of you actually doing it decreases by 40% every minute you wait. You know who told me that?"

No.

"Neither do I. And you know why? Because I lost his business card before I had a chance to scan it, because I didn't scan it immediately, thus proving him right!"

Okay, you know what? I've been nice enough. Now, seriously, you need to get your computer and that scanner thing off my counter.

"Fine. That's how it's going to be, huh? You're going to kill my productivity? Well, then I will remove my tip from the tip jar. One dime, two dimes, three dimes. Gone! Your unaccommodating nature has cost you 30 cents!"

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