The people this morning thought there was no teaser here, but they would have seen it if they had a MyVu Personal Media Viewer Solo Edition. See? And you thought we just made a mistake

Heh, yeah. Uh, if I was a personal electronics… I guess I gotta say I’d be a MyVu “Solo Edition” media viewer. Because then you and I could have a good time anywhere, anytime, get me? You could even use me on a plane. Even while other people are watching, I don’t care. Plus, I’d come complete with my own microfiber sleeve. You know, for “protection.” Enh?

And I would… uh… sit on your face and stick my “buds” in your ears, if you know what I mean. And, uh… you could… I don’t know, adjust my contrast. Does that sound like innuendo? I’m trying to get some innuendo in here, but I feel like it’s not really working.

OK, wait, let me start over. If I was a MyVu “Solo Edition” media viewer, we could enjoy a long “movie” together on your 5th generation video iPod—without your neck getting sore! Enh? Enh? And you could get me to do whatever you wanted by fiddling with the controller on my cord, how’s that?

Yeah, I dunno, I’m trying for “racy” here, but I feel like maybe that one was just… gross. Crap. You know what? Can I pick a different electronic item? I totally should have said massage wand.

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