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"Stan, are you OK?"
"I'm fghine…I'm fghine."
"You don't look so good, have you been drinking again?"
"Ngho. I haven't. I told you I stopped drinking beer and replasched it with homeade root [hic] beer."
"Is that what all these empty 2-liter bottles are? Stan, I think it's great that you're finally off the sauce, but I'm not sure if drinking 2 gallons of root beer per day is a healthy alternative."
"Don'tyoo tell me what to do. You don't knghow me. Hghere, have a wee taste. "
"All right, well…MMMmmmmMMM. Stan, this is delicious. YOU made this?"
[Stan nods limply]
"Well, I can see why you're so hooked."
"I just add yeash to water and sugar, with some rootbeer It'sh a [hic] delicious science experiment.
"But can't you see what's it's doing to your body?"
"Ngho. I can't move my neck."
"You're all bloated and pale. You've got fizz coming out of the corners of your mouth. And it smells like sassafras and band-aids in here."
"I've mghade my decisions…"
"C'mon, buddy, let's get you out of here."
"Ngho!"
"C'mon."
"OK, let me just make a batch of root beer for the road. I'll be ready in 3 days, after it ferments."
Parental supervision required.
Root Beer Kit Features:
Refill Pack Features:
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
In the Box:
(1) Mr. Root Beer Homemade Root Beer Kit includes:
(1) Refill Pack includes:
In the Box:
(1) Mr. Root Beer Homemade Root Beer Kit includes:
(1) Refill Pack includes:
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