Huh?
"Hello sir, welcome to Allegory Pharmacy, how can I help you?"
"Yes, I need to fill this prescription."
"I see, and what is the prescription?"
"Well, I have it right here. Ana … Anamexion looks like the name of it."
"All right, and what is that?"
"Well, I thought you might tell me."
"…"
"Hello?"
"Hello sir, welcome to Allegory Pharmacy, how can I help you?"
"Um, yes, I just need to fill this prescription for Anamexion, which is a medicine for my blood pressure."
"All right, you're all set, and here you go."
"What's this?"
"It's a medicine safe. Your pills are inside."
"…Thank you? How do I get inside?"
"With the key."
"Where is the key."
"I'm sorry, sir. I can't help you with that."
"What, but you're supposed to help me get … wait, what is the name of this place?"
"Allegory Pharmacy."
"IIIIIIII get it."
Features
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The Medicine/Personal Safe is an attractive, ergonomically-designed safe with steel-reinforced composite body construction engineered to keep prescriptions and over-the-counter medications organized and secure. Accommodating prescription bottles of up to 4 inches tall, the Medicine/Personal Safe keeps medicine secure with its patent pending locking mechanism that deploys two steel 'double throw' locking bolts. The Medicine/Personal Safe rests perfectly inside a standard medicine cabinet or can be securely mounted by using any combination of 6 prepositioned mounting points.
- Unique patent pending locking mechanism with two 1/2-inch steel double throw locking bolts
- Steel reinforced composite body construction
- Includes 2 serialized barrel keys
- Accommodates approximately 7 standard-size medicine bottles (avg size 1-3/8 inches x 3-7/8 inches)
- Perfect for storing jewelry, passports and other valuables
- Fits inside most standard-sized medicine cabinets or vanity drawers
- Materials: Steel reinforced composite body
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Innovative Product Concepts
Specs
- Exterior 12” x 3 3/8” x 4.75”
- Interior 11 1/3” x 2 3/5” x 4”
- Weight 3.35 LBS
In the Box:
- (1) Medicine/Personal Safe
Specs
- Exterior 12” x 3 3/8” x 4.75”
- Interior 11 1/3” x 2 3/5” x 4”
- Weight 3.35 LBS
In the Box:
- (1) Medicine/Personal Safe
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 7m 4.774s
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