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Previously on Mark of Fitness MF-75 Wrist Monitor
“Mark! We have to hurry!”
“I see it, Sandra.”
“We don’t have much time!”
“So you’re the one behind this, Doctor Delmonico!”
“Nyahahaha! Too true, Mark of Fitness MF-75 Wrist Monitor! And you’ll never stop me!”
And now, Mark of Fitness MF-75 Wrist Monitor.
“Mark! We have to hurry!”
“I know, Sandra, you said that three seconds ago!”
“Sorry, Mark, it feel like it’s been at least a week! Maybe a day if we’re syndicated!”
“Sandra, can you reach my IQ System?”
“Mark! Of course! Your Intelligent Quick system can allow for rapid measurement of blood pressure without sacrificing accuracy! Hey, wait, what?”
“There’s no time to explain, Sandra, hurry!”
“Okay, I guess, but I don’t see how…”
“There! You did it! My IQ system is activated! And it’s been designed to work fast and maximize comfort! Don’t you feel more comfortable, Sandra?”
“Well, no, Mark, not really, I mean, I’m tied up and in a shark tank, I don’t think a blood pressure cuff is going to…”
“Curses!”
“Doctor Delmonico!”
I salute you, Mark! I thought there was no way for you to trigger the one touch operation system.”
“Your mistake, Delmonico. Now I can take my systolic or diastolic pressure readings at any time I choose. Or even know my pulse! And I must say, it’s probably pretty low right now.”
Well, there’s nothing left for me to do but surrender. Untie them, boys.
“Surrender? I… I don’t understand. Mark, why is he untying us?”
“Why? Sheila, we’ve-”
“Sandra, Mark.”
“Sandra, sorry. Sandra, we’ve won! Doctor Delmonico can’t stand against us now!”
“Doctor, what was your plan anyway?”
“Oh, it’s not worth talking about now.”
”...”
”...”
“Doctor, don’t take this the wrong way but… do you have a crush on Mark?”
”...”
”...”
“Maybe.”
“So this was all just to get his attention.”
“Doctor, I… I mean, you should have said.”
Well, I didn’t know how you’d take it.
“Well, I would have been flattered, Doctor, just like I am now.”
“I’ll let myself out, fellas. You probably need some time to talk alone.”
“Sorry about… all this, Sheila.”
“It’s Sandra!”
Warranty: 5 Year Mark of Fitness
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