America The Beertiful
As we come to the end of this golden age of our great American Civilization, it is time to reflect on our legacy. For what shall America be remembered? For our contributions to science, medicine, and the arts? For our monumental Constitution? Or for our illuminated beer tower?
We believe argue that, although these other advancements are impressive, they will wither beneath the ravages of time while the beer tower stands, redounding throughout history. Its battery-powered lighting system will shine on the hopeful and blotto faces of the future. Its non-diluting ice core will put a chill on would-be despots and all those who hate freedom.
You witness here on this backwater deal-a-day website our pinnacle as a civilization, America. Let us bask in its glow, and get sloppy drunk on its contents.
Features
- Lighted Beer/Beverage Tower provides portable, tabletop cooling and dispensing for any beverage
- Holds 84 Ounces of your favorite beer
- No dilution created by melting ice
- Ideal for sports bars, pubs, taverns, lounges, RVs or home use
- Perfect for indoor or sheltered outdoor use
- Bar-style tap handle lets everyone at the table be their own bartender
- Removable ice chamber keeps beverage cold
- Combination vented lid/cap keeps beverage sanitary and prevents spillage during transport
- Clear tubes made from high strength, scratch-resistant transparent ABS plastic
- Internal beverage/ice lighting system illuminates beverage and ice
- On/Off switch
- Disassembles for easy cleaning and storage
- BPA free
- Hand wash only
- Power source 4 "D" cell alkaline batteries (not included)
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications | |
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Capacity: | 84 Ounces |
Overall Dimensions: | L 8" x W 8.5" x H 22" |
Power Source: | 4 "D" Cell Alkaline Batteries (not included) |
BPA Free: | Yes |
In the Box:
- (1) Lighted Beer Tower
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Capacity: | 84 Ounces |
Overall Dimensions: | L 8" x W 8.5" x H 22" |
Power Source: | 4 "D" Cell Alkaline Batteries (not included) |
BPA Free: | Yes |
In the Box:
- (1) Lighted Beer Tower
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- 2m 0.882s
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