Rejected commercial for the Lenovo Thinkpad T440P 14" Intel Laptop:
DONUT 1: Hey is that a Lenovo Thinkpad T440P 14" Intel Laptop?
DONUT 2: It sure is—AAAHHHH SOMETHING'S EATING ME.
DONUT 1: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.
[Lenovo logo appears]



Features
- Get reliable performance from the Intel Core i5-4300M 2.6GHz dual-core processor
- 14" Anti-Glare HD LED-backlit display with 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 8GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power, supports up to 16GB
- 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD 4600 graphics
- SuperMulti DVD±RW drive - watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Windows® 8 makes the things you do every day easier
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Warranty: 90 Day Lenovo
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i5-4300M 2.6 GHz (Turbo up to 3.3GHz) 3MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | Anti-Glare HD LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Integrated Intel HD Graphics 4600 |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (7200 rpm) |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | No |
Card Reader: | SD Card Reader |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Keyboard: | Six-row keyboard |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad |
Webcam: | No |
I/O Ports: | |
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Mini DisplayPort (with Audio): | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
---|---|
13.18"(W) x 1.09"(H) x 9.01"(D) |
Weight: | |
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4.7 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo Thinkpad T440P 14" Laptop, Intel Core i5-4300M 2.6GHz, 8GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, 802.11n, Win8.1
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Processor: | Intel Core i5-4300M 2.6 GHz (Turbo up to 3.3GHz) 3MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | Anti-Glare HD LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Integrated Intel HD Graphics 4600 |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (7200 rpm) |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | No |
Card Reader: | SD Card Reader |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Keyboard: | Six-row keyboard |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad |
Webcam: | No |
I/O Ports: | |
---|---|
Mini DisplayPort (with Audio): | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
---|---|
Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit) |
Dimensions: | |
---|---|
13.18"(W) x 1.09"(H) x 9.01"(D) |
Weight: | |
---|---|
4.7 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo Thinkpad T440P 14" Laptop, Intel Core i5-4300M 2.6GHz, 8GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, 802.11n, Win8.1
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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