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>>JEM has entered the chat<<
JEM: sorry i’m late, i sold my watch to get some spending money
XVI: OMG
XVI: DID YOU GET IT
XVI: DID YOU GET IT
JEM: oh you mean the La Chaise Folding Patio Chair?
JEM: YOU KNOW I DID, BABY
XVI: NO WAI
JEM: OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
Joseph-Michel: So what exactly are we talking about now?
XVI: HE GOT IT
JEM: OH, DID I EVER GET IT
XVI: AND NOW HE’S GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME
JEM: hold up wait a minute
Joseph-Michel: Can I beg a proper noun off someone, please?
XVI: it’s a La Chaise Folding Patio Chair
XVI: the waterproof kind with a rust-resistant frame
XVI: the kind people use when they want to hover over a sprinkler all summer
Joseph-Michel: Well, that might not be the recommended way to use the chair.
XVI: I’M KING AND I SAY IT IS
JEM: lol king of not having a La Chaise Folding Patio Chair you mean
XVI: NO
XVI: NO I FORBID THAT SORT OF TALK
XVI: I AM GOING TO LOCK MY CHAIR INTO A RECLINING POSITION
XVI: PUT IT IN A BALLOON
XVI: AND HOVER JUST ABOVE THE LAWN WHILE I AM SPRINKLED UPON BY MY GUARDS
JEM: lol
XVI: NO I DON’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT AT ALL
JEM: it only holds 300 pounds anyway
XVI: THAT’S NOT FUNNY I WORKED OFF ALL MY CHEESE WEIGHT AGES AGO
XVI: AND ANYWAY WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME YOU LOUNGEABOUT
JEM: mmm the headrest is so comfortable
XVI: IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOUR HEAD EVER TOUCHES
XVI: BESIDES THE BLADE OF MY GUILLOTINE
JEM: lol u mad
XVI: DON’T YOU EVEN
XVI: I’LL IM THE GUARDS
Joseph-Michel: Hey, anybody know why there are three different La Chaise Folding Patio Chairs being delivered up front?
JEM: aw man you ruined my joke
XVI: WHAT
XVI: i mean, what
JEM: yeah, i had my choice of any one color of La Chaise Folding Patio Chair.
JEM: and i couldn’t decide between green, white/blue or copper/tritone
JEM: so i placed three orders
JEM: figured i’d share with my best buds
JEM: now we can all hover till autumn
XVI: aw man
XVI: i’m sorry i misjudged you
JEM: yah you should be
XVI: okay, don’t push it, i’m still the king
Joseph-Michel: Can I have the green one?
XVI: NO I WANT THE GREEN ONE
XVI: it matches my balloon
Green in Sitting Position
White/Blue in Reclined Position
Copper/Tritone in Zero-Gravity Position
Padded Arm Rest / High Tension Elastic Cord / Breathable Mesh
Contoured Padded Head Rest
Folded Position
Warranty: 90 Day InStep
Condition: New
Features:
Technical Specifications:
In the box:
- Listen, you are only one decision away from total relaxation or that crappy lawn chair from 1984! So, what’s it going to be…Green , White/Blue or Copper/Tritone ?
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