HOW CAN YOU MASH AVOCADOS WITHOUT A DEDICATED MASHER??

OHMYGODAREYOUSERIOUS you don't have a Kuhn Rikon avocado masher I mean I'm sorry but that's just nuts I mean how do you mash your avocados with a fork or something HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's crazy you've got to get this masher RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry I just had a daydream where my life was the same as it is now in every respect except I didn't have an avocado masher and it was more like a NIGHTMARE than a DREAM you know what I mean or I guess you don't because that's your life OHMYGOD that's crazy don't you ever wonder what it would be like to mash an avocado with a dedicated avocado masher or is it like asking someone who is blind whether they would like to see you know how it's not even something they can conceptualize and maybe you can't even conceive of what you're missing but let me try to explain it to you OKOKOKOKOKOK it's like moving soil with a wheelbarrow after you've been trying to move it with your hands OK that's not a great analogy let me try again OKOKOKOK it's like mashing potatoes with a potato masher ACTUALLY THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE what do you mean of course you can't mash an avocado with a potato masher HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's the silliest thing I ever heard because (a) it wouldn't be the right color (b) it wouldn't be optimized for avocado mashing and would almost certainly leave many unmashed bits and (c) what if somebody saw you mashing an avocado with a potato masher I mean can you IMAGINE the embarrassment?

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