Once upon a time, there was a Kuhn Rikon 4th Burner Pot who lived in the city Kitchenopolis. 

Every year it dreamed of taking part in the big cook-off at the burners downtown.

"My boy, you're just too small for that," said the Kuhn Rikon's father. "Only the biggest pots in the land are allowed to compete in the cook-off!"

It was true: the Kuhn Rikon 4th Burner Pot was compact. But that didn't mean he wasn't mighty. No, he had a non-stick interior, stainless steel construction, and he could hold 3 quarts. Still, he didn't look the part so he wasn't invited.

"I'll never be allowed to cook," thought the Kuhn Rikon to himself.

[Alright, this could go on and on, so let's just cut to the chase: the cook-off is too full of giant pots and there's not enough room and, OMG, guess what: they let the Kuhn Rikon in and he wins, yada yada yada, saves the city, blah blah blah. Look, you people aren't dumb. You knew where this was going, right?]

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