Everything’s going according to plan.
Phase 1 of our plan has gone perfectly according to plan, Mike. We’ve got several refurbished Krups Beertenders in the basement, so we can keep the neighborhood well-supplied.
Assuming they can afford the price, of course. Mwuhahaha!
You see now that we have these Beertenders capable of holding DraughtKegs of either Heineken, Heineken Premium Light, OR Newcastle Brown Ale with Keg Volume Indicators to show us how much beer is left in a keg and a Temperature Indicator and Ready to Drink Icons to ensure perfectly cold beer we can begin Phase 2.
What? No, leave the LCD model for my private collection. I’ll use its 30 Day Countdown to make sure my own beer is only the freshest.
Anyway, now for Phase 2: to convince a majority of the American populace to call for a new prohibition to be added to the ballots and voted into law. Once those fools tighten the noose around their own necks we’ll control the supply! Our speakeasy will be the coolest, with passwords and secret doors and cigarette girls-
Sorry, cigarette women. Anyway, the point is we’ll be like modern day Al Capones!
Taxes? How are they gonna bust me on taxes when I don’t pay them?!
 
                 
                 B95 BeerTender
                        B95 BeerTender
                 B95 BeerTender Detail
                        B95 BeerTender Detail
                 Package
                        Package
                 LCD Display with Temperature Control and Freshness Indicator
                        LCD Display with Temperature Control and Freshness Indicator
                 B95 Lid Open
                        B95 Lid Open
                 B90 Beertender
                        B90 Beertender
                 B90 BeerTender Detail
                        B90 BeerTender Detail
                 Package
                        Package
                 LED Display
                        LED Display
                 B90 Lid Open
                        B90 Lid Open
                Features
Warranty: 1 Year Krups
Features:
- Maintains DraughtKeg at the correct temperature and with its traditional tap handle provides you with an authentic draught beer experience
- Designed to work exclusively with the innovative Heineken and Newcastle Brown Ale DraughtKeg
- Unique internal carbonator technology ensure beer remains fresh up to 30 days and provides a crisp quality beer with the right head of foam every time
Krups B95 Beertender
- Keg Volume Indicator: Shows how much beer is left in the keg
- Freshness Indicator with 30 Day Countdown: Beer stays fresh 30 days from tapping
- Temperature Control: Choose from 3 temperature settings – 36, 39 and 42 degrees
- Temperature Indicator and Ready to Drink Icon: Shows actual temperature of DraughtKeg
- Choice of 3 DraughtKegs: Heineken, Heineken Premium Light and Newcastle Brown Ale (Not Included)
- Length: 17”
- Width: 10”
- Height: 17.875”
- Weight: 13.5 lbs.
- Color: Black/Polished Metal
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Krups RB90 Beertender
- Keg Volume Indicator: Shows how much beer is left in the keg
- Temperature Indicator and Ready to Drink Icon: Shows actual temperature of DraughtKeg
- Choice of 3 DraughtKegs: Heineken, Heineken Premium Light and Newcastle Brown Ale (Not Included)
- Length: 17”
- Width: 10”
- Height: 17.875”
- Weight: 13.5 lbs.(Empty)
- Color: Black/Polished Metal
In the box:
- You Choose Krups Beertender B95 or B90
- 5 Disposable Draught Tubes
- Beer Spout
Specs
Krups B90/B95 Beertender with DisplaySpecs
Krups B90/B95 Beertender with DisplaySales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 46.000s
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