Arr, maties! Come ye for part two of a tale? Come ye just cause ye can? Look it these Klipsch Synergy Series SC.5 Center Channel Speaker and listen to the words of my friend, Ishmael… and maybe find yerself some choice links ta follow, too!

Captain Ahab looked haunted as he told us of the first time he had seen the white van. There was no additional Klipsch surround speaker the first time. In his younger days, it had been the Klipsch Synergy Series SC.5 Center Channel Speaker that he had seen.

Ahab was just setting out, less experience than even our cabin boy, God rest his soul. Up beside his ship pulled the white van, the rustle of the ocean spray sounding for all the world like “Hey, buddy, they made a mistake at the loading dock!” Ahab felt his eyes open wide at the sight of what was in the back, the Klipsch Synergy Series SC.5 Center Channel Speaker.

Young Ahab knew what all sailors know, that the center speaker might be more important than the subwoofer or rear speakers, especially for movies and tv. After all, 60% of the average movie’s soundtrack comes from the center. And if that wasn’t enough, he could see the curve of the 4 inch square Tractrix® Horn. Oh, what scrimshaw he could make from that! And the 2.4 inch graphite-injected woofers? The multi-angle enclosure? Ahab reached for his wallet with the speed of Hermes… and then felt himself droop with the weight of Sisyphus. For he was not paid until the end of the month.

“Sucks to be you, dude!” Ahab heard as the van sped away. It was then he swore an oath, binding himself to a quest, even if it should last forevermore. He would find, and empty, the white van. The crew was very silent. Who among us had not longed for a better stereo? Who among us had not known the shame of an empty wallet in the face of an outrageous deal?

“Thar She Blows!” came the cry, and we all rushed to our stations. The white van was just stopping for gas. This would be our chance to strike! As we clutched our harpoons, we all had but one thought, each one of us reflecting on the way the first part of the story had begun...

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