Happy Turntable Tuesday! Wait, what? Yesterday? Oh, man. And we’ve got this Ion Audio TTUSB-DC USB Turntable with Dust Cover up all day anyway? And another on main woot? And shirt? How embarassing.

Whale, whale, whale. Looks like we got us an ex-capee. Where you from, cutie-pie? Did you get here from someshirt site? Or maybe from that there main page‘a ours? We’re shore glad ya’ll got to see some of our fiiiiine web archie tecker on ya’ll’s little trip around the net. Whale, whale, whale.

Now, as I see it, ya’ll got a choice. Because over heeya at Sellout State Prison, we got us an Ion Audio TTUSB-DC USB Turntable with Dust Cover. That’s right, connnvict, ya’ll run right into the fryin’ pan. A fryin’ pan that has a USB connector and plugs right into your computer to let you convert vinyl to digital files. You ain’t the kinda people who hate on vinyl, right? Jenkins, let that dhawg get a little sniff’a them connnnvicts heeya. You don’t mind that, do ya, connnvicts?

So here’s what ya’ll can do. Ya’ll can buy this heeya Ion Audio TTUSB-DC USB Turntable with Dust Cover to play ya’ll rekkids, and keep in mind, it works with a home stereo as well, or ya’ll can head over to woot.com and get the same thing without the dust cover, just a bit cheaper. Or ya’ll can head to shirt.woot.com and get ya’llself’s a gen-you-ine t-shirt with a rekkid playa on it. And whateva one’a those three you pick, you know me an’ my boys gonna support you. Ain’t that right, boys? Jenkins, make them dawgs bark in approval.

But if you so much as try to leave here without buying somethin’, well, then. Ya’ll gonna have to learn a little lesson. And let me just say, after a week in the box, ya’ll gonna be beggin’ for a Ion Audio

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Turntable with Dust Cover. Jenkins! Get that dawg off my leg! I’m tryin’ to be intimidatin’! Jee Hosaphat!

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