A distinguished golfer. A player of experience. The Intech Rippa 460cc Driver is not for you. However, if you want to get trashed and hit balls off the frat house roof, today’s your lucky day…

How many of us are really ever going to be on the PGA tour? How many of us really even want that? The real tour level golfers do nothing but golf. They train golf, they think golf, they study and do push ups and watch it for hours, breaking down every movement. Who wants to do that while Baywatch is on?

Get a nice Intech Rippa 460cc Driver and keep it around. The 460cc club head is the largest size that still meets USGA specifications, and you can choose between right or left. That means you can use it with style, and not worry about losing it, or breaking it, or getting beer all over the handle. Want to play with pinecones? No problem! Want to film Tiger Woods: Jedi and put it on YouTube? Here you go! Want to pretend you’ve got golf clubs for arms and make your frat brothers laugh? Right here, baby. Right here.

You can, of course, use the Intech Rippa 460cc Driver to play a decent game of golf, but no one will ever think it’s a pro level piece of equipment. However, no one will ever think of you as a pro level player, so why waste the cash? Keep a Intech Rippa 460cc Driver at your side and use all that extra money to buy a round in the clubhouse. They’ll love you more for your strengths than your weaknesses.

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