It's easy to not be a good person: Just use disposable batteries.

Oh, you still use disposable batteries in ALL your electronic devices? That's terrible. As in, you are a terrible human being. That is, on a scale from 0 to ten, 0 being terrible and 10 being great, you are 0.

Since you seem so hell-bent on being terrible, here are some helpful lifestyle tips:

• Buy packing peanuts instead of regular peanuts at the ballpark. Since they're inedible, scatter into the wind instead of eating them.
• Punch everybody you see. In the face.
• Host an 80s-themed party, but when everybody shows up tell them the party has been cancelled because your best friend is in the hospital. But your best friend is fine. You're lying. You made everybody dress in lycra and leg warmers for nothing.
• Invade Poland.
• When you've had a really bad day at work, make sure to complain to your friends/spouse/family about it all evening.
• Don't brush your teeth.

Now, if you have a change of heart and decide to be not-terrible, here are some tips:

• Buy these rechargeable iGo batteries and charger.
• Call your parents and tell them you love them
• Don't be a jerk.

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