Now, remember, this is a privilege, not a right. If you use your Hyundai 19.2V Cordless Drill in ways that you’re not supposed to – like, to drill holes in the garage door, or the coffee table, or your sister – it’ll go back in its rugged plastic carrying case faster than you can say “Will they be able to reattach the finger?”

We just want to be sure you understand the power we’re putting in your hands. Like the atom, or Nicolas Cage, this Hyundai drill can be a force for great good or great evil. Its low and high RPM settings, six-piece drill bit set, and six-piece screwdriver set can be used to build the most transcendent cathedrals or the most squalid Arby’s. Eric Clapton was right: it really is in the way that you use it. So use it wisely, my son. Use it wisely.