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Of course, in Europe, they call it a Human Touch 0.3048 Meter & Calf Massager.
Imagine how hard it must be for the average European. All that walking and bicycle riding they do, surely they feel tired when they get home to take their shoes off! And yet, due to the machinations of the Illuminati, all they can do is attempt to massage their tired 0.3048 Meters. And what good would that do? Nothing!
Meanwhile, here in America, we can all give our American FEET and calves a comfortable massage, which is exactly where pressure tends to build after a long day of switching from the gas pedal to the brake pedal during a pass through the drive-thru. Whew! Exhausting!
Pity those poor Europeans. Their 0.3048 Meters and calves will never be as well massaged as an American's feet and calves.
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It's critical to massage the calves in an upward, rolling, or wave-like fashion. This patented Figure-Eight Technology circulates blood from the feet toward the core of the body, allowing fresh nutrients to re-enter the calves and feet for greater healing and soothing comfort. A CirQlation massage delivers the very latest in 3D, robotic technology. The Human Touch "Reflex-2" Foot & Calf Massager emulates the expert hands and techniques of highly trained massage therapists. Only Human Touch offers this technology. Soothe. Renew. Relieve. Start feeling your best today!
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