This HP Pavilion a6130n Desktop Computer can play your music, edit your videos, surf your internets, label your DVD’s, and play your games. But only you can caption photos. After all, what machine could imagine a kitten into a Jedi Knight?

You’re dreamin’, kid. I been makin’ lolcats since the war. Which war? You pick one, kid, and I been there. I made a Siamese “Can Haz Etcetera?”, I made a Turkish Van “No Xklud I Frum Union”, and listen up, kid, I was the first one to write “O Hai”. But you think people know my name? And here you are, actin’ like this HP Pavilion a6130n Desktop Computer is your ticket to the big time.

Just because it comes with the 2.6 Ghz AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual-Core processor 5000+ doesn’t mean things are gonna be easy. To make it in the lolcat biz you gotta have focus. You can’t be distracted by a SuperMulti DVD±R/RW drive and spend all day with movies. There’s nothing wrong with movies but that ain’t how you get to be a master lolcatian. You can’t be playing games with the Nvidia GeForce 6150 SE graphics card, you can’t be burning discs with the Roxio MyDVD Basic software, you can’t be using the LightScribe feature to label your discs with text, photos and your own designs, and you can’t be rockin’ out to your mp3 collection with the High Definition Audio sound card. It’s lolcat or nothing in this job.

Maybe the 10/100Base-T network interface and 56k Modem will help you with the distribution, but you gotta want it, kid, you gotta want it. You gotta make yourself fill that high-capacity 7200 RPM 400GB hard drive with nothin’ but cheezburgrz and invizible tranzportationz. The 4 DIMM 3GBs of included memory won’t mean a single freakin’ thing if you can’t tell your Maine Coon from your Abyssinian.

15-in-1 digital media card reader? Now you’re talkin’, kid. Those USB 2.0 ports, too. Two in the front, four in the back. Plug in your camera and get started. Firewire too? Keyboard and mouse included? Maybe I was wrong, kid. Maybe you got what it takes.

But it ain’t that easy. There ain’t no monitor in this box. You gotta buy it on your own. And the HP Pavilion a6130n Desktop Computer comes with Vista Home Premium installed. You scared of Vista, kid? Cause you gotta be brave to get Kiki de Montparnasse sayin’ “I can haz stringz?”

There’s a whole world out there, kid. A big, silent world that doesn’t know what to say. Be their angel, kid, give ‘em a voice that sounds like Comic Sans. Use your HP Pavilion a6130n Desktop Computer and make a difference. Make em remember your name even if they ain’t never gonna know mine. Good luck, kid. Good luck.

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