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Features
Sleek and sturdy
It’s time for an upgrade to the dramatically thin, light design of the HP EliteBook 840 G1 Ultrabook with a luxurious and soft touch finish.Join forces with the latest generation Intel architecture and operate at peak performance levels with Intel Smart Response Technology for disk cache and expand total storage options with an additional mini-card SSD. Dock up for an enterprise desktop experience using the optional UltraSlim Docking Station with a convenient side connector and dual DisplayPorts for multiple display support.
Road ready
Never fear accidental bumps and minor spills. The HP EliteBook 840 G1 Ultrabook pass MIL-STD 810G testing for drops, vibration, shock, dust, humidity, altitude, high temperature, low temperature, temperature shock, and ESD Tests.
- Get reliable performance from the Intel Core i7-4600U 2.1GHz Dual-Core processor
- 14" HD+ anti-glare LED-backlit touchscreen display with 1600 x 900 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 8GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power; supports up to 16GB
- 240GB Solid State Drive dramatically improves the responsiveness of your system
- USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD 4400 graphics
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11n wireless connection
- Windows 10 is so familiar and easy to use, you’ll feel like an expert. It starts up and resumes fast, has more built-in security to help keep you safe, and comes with great built-in apps like Maps, Photos, Mail & Calendar, Music, and Video
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 1 Year Metro Business Systems
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i7-4600U 2.1GHz (Turbo up to 3.30GHz) 4MB Smart Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14.0" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | HD+ anti-glare LED-backlit touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4400 |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 240GB SATA Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | No |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN |
Wireless: | 802.11n |
Card Reader: | Media Card Reader |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Sound: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Full-sized spill resistant backlit keyboard |
Pointing Device: | Dual-point (touchpad with scroll zone and point stick) |
Webcam: | No |
I/O Ports: | |
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DisplayPort: | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 4 (1 charge) |
Side Docking Connector: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Headphone/Microphone Combo: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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45W AC Adapter 3-Cell (24Whr) Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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13.35"(W) x 0.89"(H) x 9.33"(D) |
Weight: | |
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3.92 lbs |
In the box:
- HP EliteBook 840-G1 14" HD+ Touchscreen Notebook, Intel Core i7-4600U 2.1GHz Dual-Core, 240GB SSD, 8GB DDR3, 802.11n, Win10Pro
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i7-4600U 2.1GHz (Turbo up to 3.30GHz) 4MB Smart Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 14.0" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | HD+ anti-glare LED-backlit touchscreen |
Graphics: | Intel HD Graphics 4400 |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 240GB SATA Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | No |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN |
Wireless: | 802.11n |
Card Reader: | Media Card Reader |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Sound: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Full-sized spill resistant backlit keyboard |
Pointing Device: | Dual-point (touchpad with scroll zone and point stick) |
Webcam: | No |
I/O Ports: | |
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DisplayPort: | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 4 (1 charge) |
Side Docking Connector: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Headphone/Microphone Combo: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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45W AC Adapter 3-Cell (24Whr) Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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13.35"(W) x 0.89"(H) x 9.33"(D) |
Weight: | |
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3.92 lbs |
In the box:
- HP EliteBook 840-G1 14" HD+ Touchscreen Notebook, Intel Core i7-4600U 2.1GHz Dual-Core, 240GB SSD, 8GB DDR3, 802.11n, Win10Pro
- AC Adapter
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