This Helios x5000 HD Networked Media Player can cheer you up when you’re sad, or break your heart when you’re sad, or stream your favorite video or mp3 or picture when you’re sad, or… aw, heck, just hand me that guitar.

I once had me a woman
She could handle MPEG4 and MPEG2
I said I once had me a woman
She could handle MPEG4 and MPEG2
She was a Helios x5000 HD Networked Media Player
And I loved her through and through

Well, my woman handled XviD
And DivX 6 and WMV 9
I said my woman handled XviD
Up to 1080p it looked real fine
She even played some music
And I went and used her all the time

She played non-standard MP3s
up to 640 kbps
Have mercy, that’s big
I said she played non-standard MP3s
up to 640 kbps
That size ain’t even necessary nohow
She even went and supported
A number of picture formats
And she read cd-r/rw’s too

Well she had herself a browser
For using out there on the web
Yeah yeah yeah had herself a browser
For using out there on the web
She handled 10/1000 Base T
Or 802.11g instead

Oh, lord, I loved me that woman
She streamed content all the live long day
Woooooooooo-oooooooooo
I said I loved me that doggone womannnnn
She streamed me content all the day day daydaydayday day
My Networked Media Player Baby
Why did she have to up and go away
Lord, I miss her so

I once had me a woman
She could handle MPEG4 and MPEG2
I said I once had me a woman
She could handle MPEG4 and MPEG2
She was a Helios x5000 HD Networked Media Player
And I loved her through and through

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