The Griffin Technology Amplifi 2.1 Speaker System for iPod is just the thing for the 5th-gen iPod over on our main site. Buy here, then go buy there! And be sure to read the copy so our writers don’t whine

Good morning! Welcome to the showroom! I’m RAAAWKgrrrrOOOOWWWL, lead salesgriffin here at Griffin Technology. Would you like to take a look at what we’ve got? No pressure, I’m here to help.

Ah, I see you’re noticing the Griffin Technology Amplifi 2.1 Speaker System for iPod. That’s got full-spectrum sound, you know. We always say, if there’s one thing an eagle-lion hybrid knows, it’s the full-spectrum! Because we’re both ends, see. Yeah, okay, griffins aren’t know for their humor.

But we do know treasure. You think all those adventurers try to kill us just for our meat? And let me tell you, this Griffin Technology Amplifi 2.1 Speaker System for iPod is a real find. Those front drivers grab you like eagle claws, while the down-firing woofer give you a deep roar of a bass. I’m not saying that it’s a replacement for your home theater system, of course, but you didn’t go to Chromatic Dragon’s Hi-Fi Hut, right? You came here!

Listen, you’re probably gonna hear about how some gnome or dwarf can make it better that we can. But, speaking totally as a griffin here, RAAAK GRR RAWWWK RAWWWK ROAAAAAAR FLAPFLAPFLAP. And that’s because, out of all the mythological creatures, we’re the only ones with the license to work with the iPod. Well, us and the water pixies, but they don’t do speakers. That means this Griffin Technology Amplifi 2.1 Speaker System for iPod will work with your older iPod to play and charge it. In fact, I know a place where you can get a cheap 5th generation 30GB iPod Video all day today! Just so you know, the Griffin Technology Amplifi 2.1 Speaker System for iPod will also play sound from newer models, like the iPhone, it just won’t charge them.

Hey, it was brave of you to even come in here, knowing how a giant eagle-lion would probably just want to rip your head off and feast on your blood. I respect that. It means you really want a set of speakers. How about I throw in a six function IR remote because of that? Listen, you go ahead and pick out a Griffin Technology Amplifi 2.1 Speaker System for iPod and head over to the register. I’ll meet you there, I just have to go kill that group of paladins that walked in the door. Office politics, right?

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