Let’s Get Humid

Play Moisty For Me

You know what your problem is? A lack of moistness. Dank goodness, thank goodness, that’s what my grandma always used to say. She lived in Hopkins Homes, a public housing development built way back in the WPA days. The walls in that place were swollen with moisture, as it was built underneath the East River. Boy, grandma had the nicest skin.

Not you, though. Look at you. You’re about as dried out and cracked up as a San Antonio sidewalk. You look like a toad that got trapped in a window well and died. That’s not good for you.

Humans need a certain amount of moisture in the air. That’s why “humidity” and “humanity” are pronounced exactly the same. Shut up, they are so. Well, OK, they are when my grandma said them. But she could be hard to understand with all that fluid in her lungs.

Dry air gives you bloody noses. It makes sections of your skin split up like little Pangaeas in seas of oozing pus. It can hasten the deterioration of the wood and plaster in your home. It gives your every doorknob and drawer pull a painful electrical charge. And it’s really unflattering to your hair.

Here, in the immortal words of the apparently not at all immortal Michael Hutchence, is What You Need: Guardian’s Ultrasonic Digital Humidifier.

Don’t be misled by the name; it’s not just for humidifying your fingers. Common mistake. It actually emits a warm or cool mist into the air, making the atmosphere of your previously inhospitable living quarters resemble that of a Highland moor (cold), or the inside of someone’s lung (warm).

Plus—and please don’t think I’m trying to talk you into being decadent here, because you totally deserve this—it has a clock on it.

I know, right?

Grandma was right: The road to longevity requires mud tires. Because life, lived properly, is soggy as the dickens. Let’s humidify this crib.

Features

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

Uses a metal diaphragm vibrating at an ultrasonic frequency to create water droplets and is virtually silent when running, allowing you to keep it on while you sleep
Emits both warm or cool mist
Silver Clean technology fights the growth of mold and bacteria in the water tank
No Added Costs: No evaporating pads, filters or wicks to clean or replace
With Variable Spray Control, it works in large or small rooms
Low water indicator warns you when it is time to refill the tank
Includes digital clock display and nightlight

Specifications:

Humidifying Mode: Combination
Power Supply: AC120V, 60Hz
Power Consumption: 140W (40W on cold humidification)
Special Features: Silver Clean Technology
Humidity Range: 25-90%
Maximum humidity capacity: About 350cc/hr (at highest setting and warm humidification)
Tank Capacity: 1.4 gallons
Successive Humidity Hours: Up to 72 hours (depending on atmospheric conditions)
Dimensions: 9" (D) x 14.5" (W) x 12" (H)
Weight: 8.8 pounds

Control Button Functions:

Night Light/Lamp: Provides a soft ring of blue light with On/off switch
Select/Set: Change between programming mode and normal mode
Hour: Select the hour for timer start/stop or setting the clock
Minute: Select the minute for timer start/stop or setting the clock
Power: Turns humidifier on/off for normal usage and programming mode
Warm or Cool Mist: Select humidifying temperature based on need. Warm humidity will use more power but will humidify your room quicker
Spray Control: Adjusts spray between low, medium, high and turbo
Display On/Off: Turns off display lights
Water Shortage Indicator: When the unit is low on water the Refill LED on the front panel will light up, and the unit will shut off. Simply add more water to continue use

In the box:

Guardian Technologies R3010 Ultrasonic Digital Humidifier

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Germ Guardian R3010 Ultrasonic Digital Humidifier with Clock

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Speed to First Woot:: 1m 37.000s

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

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