You’re not going to use the same cookware you used making Thanksgiving dinner to make Christmas dinner, ARE YOU?

No, no. It’s fine, honey, really. It’s just that I heard from Candace who was told by Mary who was talking to Patty who over heard Beatrice say that Linda Dunn wouldn’t be caught DEAD using her pots and pans more than once over the Holidays. Well, that’s what I heard, sweetie, and I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss it. You know her husband has one of those fancy copywriting jobs on the Internet. Mm hmm.

Well, I honestly couldn’t tell you whether it’s true or not, dearie, but I DO know that Florence said she heard from Penny that Justine saw Linda buying a brand new Epoca 8-Piece Artistry Cookware Set WITH Element Griddle. And you know how trustworthy Penny can be. I mean Florence. It doesn’t matter, really. The point is that Linda Dunn is using dishwasher safe, pure aluminum cookware featuring non-toxic Hydrolon non-stick coating and big soft handles for comfortable gripping and YOU are not. I’d take it as an insult if I were you. Mm hmm.

What’s that? Well, I suppose we could just ask Linda about her new cookware, sure. It just seems so rude to talk about such things right in front of a person, though, doesn’t it?

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