Whatever your tastes, there’s a Disney Mix Stick 1GB player to suit you. Even if your tastes are really weird.

Hey, everyone! Daddy’s home! How are my Disney Mix Stick 1GB MP3 Player angels? Tink? Hannah Montanas? Jonas Brothers? Are you guys… awww, there you are. You fell asleep on the couch. So sweet.

My day? Aw, I met this 2GB Sandisk Clip at the convention and he acted like he wanted to be friends but… well, I don’t want to talk about that anymore. He was just a jerkface anyway. I’m glad it didn’t work out, he wouldn’t have understood how important you guys are to me.

That’s right, second Hannah, you little players are very important to me! I picked out each one of you myself, and filled you with a gig of my favorite MP3s and WMAs. Aw, Tink, of course I know you’ve got a SD/MMC slot that allows for expansion, but that’s not important to me. I like you just the way you are. Just how you like me for who I am.

Say, you know what? Why don’t we just stay around the house tonight? Let’s not go out or have any friends over, let’s just enjoy being a family. What’s that, Wizards of Waverly Place? How is that different from what I do every night? Well, if you’re going to be that way about it, you won’t get any cake.

Oh, no, first Hannah, I didn’t actually bring any cake home with me. It’s just a figure of speech. Why are you all on my case tonight? I thought we were a family! You’re supposed to support me when I’ve had a bad day! Oh, don’t you start, Tinkerbell! Don’t you start!

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