Make sure to buy the right words.

Let's assume you order 3 separate 3-packs of these Dickies Polos. And now let's assume that each 3-pack you order is a 4XL. That means 9 shirts, each one with 4 X's and 4 L's. That's 36 X's and 36 L's altogether. That means you'll have enough to form sentences like this one:

Lilly exchanged moonshine (labeled "XXX") with Lloyd Xavier, who exhaled anxiously upon examining each X in the before-mentioned "XXX" on the label and exclaimed, “Not since the lovely Siouxie and Banshees released their excellent album Tinderbox have I been this extremely excited about anything, which is why I propose we exchange not only XXX-labeled moonshine, but also that we exchange loving vows, sweet Lilly, for you are the example of all that I love in the world, a perfect Xerox of my ideal partner, and I’m not just saying that because of the XXX-labeled moonshine…. But woe is me, I sound like a skipping record repeating the XXX, the XXX, oh my, pardon my stutter there.”

But if you're more in the market for shirts than letters, you should buy whatever size fits you best.

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