Quack? I’ll have you know that I’m Chief Gizmoteer to His Most Exalted Majesty, King Theodore The Emo. And not just cures and curses, I make gadgets and widgets! I once made a cat food dispenser that looked like a fish! But I’ve never seen anything like the Delphi XM Radio Roady XT with Car Kit.

It’s as small and as light as the robot oriole I built for the Archbishop, and some say it is the smallest XM satellite radio they make. There are no wires or cables, just a built-in FM transmitter that sends on over 100 frequencies. It’s no coincidence that 100 is the number of cats it takes to cure the plague. We are tied by an invisible web, you see.

Once I made a tiny soldier out of chocolate and rum. The Princess of Siam clapped her hands with glee when she saw it marching along the walls of her gumdrop palace. You’ll clap just as hard when you get access to the full XM Menu of programming. Music, sports, talk, news, children’s music, entertainment, and 21 advanced traffic and weather channels. You’ll also get customizable sports and stock tickers to keep track of your gains and losses. I used to win money by fighting a trained gorilla against a swan. No one ever bet on the swan. So I trained the gorilla to take a dive.

The Delphi XM Radio Roady XT with Car Kit is small enough to fit in most jacket pockets and comes with the receiver, car dock, user’s manual and remote control. I dream of the day I can make such a treasure for King Theodore, and ease his dark, dark tears.

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