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My scale-sized minons, when you zpeak of this to your parents, tell them I informed you of zee need to stay in school. Or zat I mentioned how you must wash your hands after you zneeze. Yes, zat is a good one, tell them zat bit about the zneezing first. But do not mention zat zecretly, you are now under my power, completely and totally under zee will of Morbidus himself, and zat your true mission is to find and remove all the Cuisinart 4 Piece Grill Set in existence. For then, and only then, shall Morbidus be unstoppable! Now go, my children. And remember: stay in school… for it is there zat Mordibus’ power over you is strongest! Ah ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

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