This teeny tiny Creative Zen V 2GB Portable Media Player will support you as though it were The Supremes, Oates, The News, The Blowfish, The Attractions, Sonny, The Spiders From Mars and The Revolution all mixed into one. It has your back.

Smaller than Morrissey’s butcher bill! More colorful than Noel Gallagher’s language! More space than a Mayhem reunion! It’s the Creative Zen V 2 GB Portable Media Player!

The Zen V fits right in the palm of your hand, as tiny as a book named “The Times Roger Waters Apologized”. The Zen V also handles MP3, WMA, audiobooks, most subscription and pay-per-download services, and allows for Direct CD Recording, turning your CDs into MP3s without even needing a computer, and splitting tracks when you’re recording from vinyl or cassette. That’s as groundbreaking as the first Massive Attack album.

In addition, each Zen V supports JPEG for photos or album art, can sync with Outlook Contacts, Calendar and Tasks, and has a built-in microphone for audio notes and lectures. That makes it a better business partner than Mick Jagger and the Wu Tang Clan combined!

It’s 2GB and has a 1.5” OLED Display, which basically describes Daft Punk. It has an alarm and a clock, just like Flavor Flav. The battery is rechargeable so it can come back more times than Sinatra.

Open the whole world of music with the Creative Zen V 2 GB Portable Media Player. You’ll be happier than Marilyn Manson at a quilting bee.

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