Romance. Danger. Intrigue. You wouldn’t be here if you had these things in your life. Think James Bond has time to visit Yahoo? Go look at the Creative Labs I-Trigue 2300 2.0 Speaker System instead.

Picture it: you’re in Paris. At the base of the Eiffel Tower a beautiful woman with violet eyes leans in and whispers her name against your lips. She’s calls you Robespierre and in the morning she will be shot by a gaunt man from Korea who travels with a British passport. And you’ll have only the new scar in your shoulder to remember her by.

If your first thought is “but what would that to do my torrent ratio”, consider the Creative Labs I-Trigue 2300 2.0 Speaker System. The clear, natural audio will let you enjoy quality sound without ever leaving your computer. You’ll experience the highs and lows of all those new indy rock hits like like Success Has Made A Failure Of Our Ham and The Cheese Stands Alone (Slight Return). And the sleek profile means the Creative Labs I-Trigue 2300 2.0 Speaker System will be thin enough to rate the makeout room. Mrrow!

Not feeling social? Well, don’t worry, the scene’s been dead for a while anyway. Everybody worth it has gone online. The Creative Labs I-Trigue 2300 2.0 Speaker System comes with a headphone jack in the front so you can go solo. Plus: magnetically shielded. Right? Right? You don’t want all that interference messing up your picture. Somebody worked hard on that nude patch for Portal, and they deserve respect.

Who really wants to go to Paris anyway? Air travel is too expensive and you have to dress like a Canadian. All the good stuff is right here. Or at least, it will be, as soon as the Creative Labs I-Trigue 2300 2.0 Speaker System arrives. What does The Tin Drum have on a quick start leaflet anyway? USA! USA! MICHAEL PHELPS WOOOOO

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