It’s a valuable lesson about bad behavior and a way to promote good oral hygiene in ONE!

Go on, Janey! Open one of your presents Santa left under the tree! What’s that? Oh, it’s the pretty tea set you wanted! Oh, honey, look how happy she is! Get the camera will you? No, no, don’t take it out of the box right now, Janey. There’s plenty more presents to open and Bobby still hasn’t had his turn yet.

Okay, Bobby, go find one of your gifts. There you go. Well, rip it open! That’s a puzzling look on your face, buddy. What did you get? Why, it’s an 8-pack of Colgate Wisps! Did you ask Santa for that? No? Hmmm, that’s strange. Maybe Santa has been talking to the Tooth Fairy and he’s just worried about your teeth. It could be something like that.

Anyway, let’s let Janey open another present. Why don’t you open the BIG one over there? Yep, that’s your gift, all right! Tear off the paper and let’s see what it is! Wow! Your very own bicycle with a basket and bell and everything!? That’s awesome! Stand next to it so Daddy can take a picture!

Have you grabbed your next present, Bobby? Huh. Looks like it’s about the same size as the last one. I wonder what it is… It’s another 8-pack of Colgate Wisps? How odd. And the built-in freshening bead isn’t even a flavor you like? How could that possibly be unless…

Well, we did hear something about how Santa was replacing the coal he normally puts in the stockings of bad boys and girls with Colgate Wisps. Don’t you remember, honey? Santa was worried that naughty children would just toss the coal away, but with these portable, single-use mini-brushes, they’ll remember the bitter disappointment that is the consequence of their bad behavior every time they use one! I guess Santa must have heard about your bad grades this semester. Or maybe he found out about you trying to sell your sister to gypsies on Craig’s List. Or PERHAPS this is about that little incident concerning you gluing my underpants to the dog. Poor Scruffy. It’s a good thing Santa brought him a sweater, huh?

Okay, Janey, I think you have one more to open! Look, it’s the video game system your brother begged for all year! I guess Santa figured you deserved it more than he did! Bobby, did you find your last present? A plastic bag with six more boxes of Colgate Wisps? You mean he didn’t even wrap the last part of the whole 96-pack? You must’ve been EXTRA naughty this year.

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