You know how you’re always telling me that a healthy relationship depends on successful communication?

Like, for example, all last week you were nagging me to stop buying things on Woot, that I was going to send us into bankruptcy, and that we had absolutely no need for a wireless barbecue thermometer, much less three of them. Remember?

Well, I finally get it. See, the thing was I couldn’t hear what you were trying to say because I was too preoccupied with snagging cool gizmos at great prices. But in communication, the other person has to be ready to listen. It’s like with the Cobra MicroTalk 2-Way Radio. How you can’t receive incoming calls if you’re pressing the talk button. I get it.

But honey, we’re never going to have difficulty communicating again. Because those MicroTalk radios I just mentioned? I got us three sets.

You know how you’re always saying you can’t get through to me when I’m on Woot? How I seem like I’m miles away? Well, these radios work up to twelve miles apart! And they’ve got twenty-two channels and 836 privacy combinations, so we can feel free to discuss that “couple stuff” that’s just between you and me, like how you’re worried I’ve become a Woot addict, and how I seem more intimate with the other forum posters than I do with you, and how you feel like I’ve completely lost perspective when it comes to our personal finances, and how we don’t need three robot sweepers when our apartment doesn’t even have three rooms.

Plus, they’ve got voice-activated transmission so we can talk while we’re otherwise busy with our hands, like if I’m in the middle of entering my credit card info on Woot or something.

Yep, I think these Cobra MicroTalk radios are going to save our relationship, I really do. And, as a first step, to show you that I’m taking your warnings about Woot seriously, I didn’t even buy them there!

I bought them at Sellout.Woot. Totally different.

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