Actually The Next One Is In March

“Your looks are laughable/Unphotographable?” What kind of jerk wrote that stupid song, anyway? The Cheryl & Co. Sparkling Gift Tower would never treat you like that. It’s sweet.

Every year there comes one very special holiday. A holiday that torments those who are alone, punishes those who are barely together, and puts a strain on the people who love each other most of all. A holiday with a vague historical origin that has instead become co-opted by imaginary characters. And this holiday, of course, is Friday The 13th.

If we have learned one thing from movies, it is that any physical expression of love on or around Friday The 13th will result in torn shower curtains, stained carpets, and probably several broken heels. And this doesn’t include the expenses for things like tow trucks, re-landscaping, a new set of kitchen knives and warm coats for all the poor topless women. It’s enough to make you think that this year it might just be better to stay at home.

But there’s no reason you can’t still be happy, right? A Cheryl & Co. Sparkling Gift Tower will put a special kind of warm feeling in your heart, specifically one that doesn’t end with staggering and a headfirst collapse down the stairs. You’ll be getting Mini Fudge Brownies (they’ll be the first to go), Oatmeal Raisin Cookies (I think they went down by the boathouse to make out), Sugar Cookies (you guys, we have to be responsible here), Chocolate Chip Cookies and Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies (hey, we’re gonna go scare the others, it’ll be awesome), Frosted Cutout Cookies (well, I guess since no one can see us, we might as well swim like this), Mini Chocolate Frosted Cookies (what was that noise), Butter Toffee Peanuts (check out this weird scrapbook I found), two types of Pretzel Clusters, and more!

When you’ve got a Cheryl & Co. Sparkling Gift Tower in front of you, you’ll understand what it means to have an insatiable hunger which comes from a place deep inside you that you prayed would never reveal itself to torment you again. And once you cut the phone lines, you’ll have the whole thing all to yourself. So don’t waste another year failing to convince someone to meet you at the lake near where your mother used to live. Spoil yourself for a change. Rip into a Cheryl & Co. Sparkling Gift Tower. The only screams you’ll hear will be your own… of delight!

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Ingredients:

Frosted Cutout Cookies: Wheat Flour, Butter (Milk), Sugar, Powdered Sugar, Eggs, Evaporated Milk(Milk, Dipotassium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Vitamin D3), Natural Flavors, Cream Of Tartar (Calcium Sulfate, Monocalcium Phosphate, Adipic Acid, Corn Starch), Baking Soda, Salt. May contain: Sprinkles/Colors (Wheat/Corn Starch, Sugar, Confectioner’s Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Titanium Dioxide, FD&C Colors -Yellow 5, Yellow 5 Lake, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 1 Lake, Blue 2, Red 40, Red 5, Red 3)
Chocolate Chip Cookies: Wheat Flour, Chocolate Chips (Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Soy Lecithin [Emulsifier], Pure Vanilla), Butter (Milk), Light Brown Sugar (Sugar, Cane Syrups), Sugar, Eggs, Fructose, Natural Flavors, Baking Soda, Salt.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies: Raisins, Wheat Flour, Butter (Milk), Oats, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Eggs, Honey, Water, Natural Flavors, Baking Powder (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Corn Starch, Mono-Calcium Phosphate), Cinnamon, Baking Soda, Salt.
Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies: Chocolate Chips (Milk, Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Soy Lecithin [Emulsifier], Pure Vanilla), Wheat Flour, Butter (Milk), Brown Sugar, Sugar, Eggs, Cocoa (Processed With Potassium Carbonate), Natural Flavors, Salt, Baking Soda.
Sugar Cookies: Wheat Flour, Butter (Milk), Cream of Tartar, Baking Soda, Natural Flavors, Salt, Lemon Extract
Mini Fudge Brownies: Sugar, Wheat Flour, Chocolate Chips (Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Soy Lecithin [Emulsifier], Pure Vanilla), Chocolate Liquor, Butter (Milk), Eggs, Evaporated Milk (Milk, Dipotassium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Vitamin D3), Natural Flavors, Salt.
Butter Toffee Peanuts: Peanuts, Sugar, Butter, Salt.
Chocolate Pretzel Cluster: Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate Liquor, Whole Milk, Nonfat Dry Milk, Lactose, Soy Lecithin and Vanilla), Pretzel (Wheat Flour, Corn Syrup, Soybean and/or Cottonseed Oil, Salt, Yeast and Soda), Crisp Rice (Rice Flour, Sugar, Malt Extract and Salt).
Mini Chocolate Frosted Cookies: Chocolate Chips, Powered Sugar, Wheat Flower, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Eggs, Cocoa, Evaporated Milk, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel and Palm Oil, Nonfat Milk, Corn Syrup, Lactose, Milk Protein, Natural Flavors and Artificial Flavors, Peppermint Oil, Salt, Baking Soda.

Certified Kosher

Allergy Alert:

This product is produced in a plant which handles peanuts, tree nuts, eggs, milk, soy, chocolate and wheat

In the box:

18 1.3oz Frosted Cutout Cookies
4 .8oz Chocolate Chip Cookies
4 .8oz Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
4 .8oz Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies
4 .8oz Sugar Cookies
3 .7oz Mini Fudge Brownies
1 bag 3oz Butter Toffee Peanuts
5 Chocolate Pretzel Cluster
4 .8oz Buttercream Frosted Mini Chocolate Cookies
5 White Confection Pretzel Clusters
4 .4oz Chocolate Chip Buttercrisp Cookies

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Cheryl & Co. 15321 Sparkling Gift Tower

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Speed to First Woot:: 1m 50.000s

Purchaser Experience

9% first woot
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31% < 10 woots
23% < 25 woots
34% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

5% joined today
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24% one year old
71% > one year old

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91% bought 1
6% bought 2
2% bought 3

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