Thumb drives are great for people who like to pretend they're giants.

Others see the Centon DataStick Sport Drive as an easy and convenient way to store, share and transfer data from one peripheral to another. But you’re a dreamer. You see a chance at total world domination.

Think about it. 64 GB is a decent amount of storage space, but not enough to waste on unimportant things like your wedding photos or the video of your kid being born. It is, however, the perfect amount for a pocket-sized universe. And guess what? You’ve just been crowned King Awesome.

It just makes sense. These people need a leader. You’re a billion times their size. Who’s going to challenge you? Besides, if they get out of line, you can just start erasing their loved ones.

“You there! Bring me a goblet of something cool and refreshing. What’s that? NO, you say? Well then kiss grandma goodbye!” [CLICK] [DRAG] [TRASH BIN]

The only thing you have to worry about is that one “hero” dumb enough to try recovering his brother from your deleted items folder. Good thing the Centon DataStick has a shock-resistant silicon casing, because the next thing you know, you’ll be chasing that "hero" through a maze of Jennifer Connelly’s eyebrows, Bowie'll be singing about magic babies and a blue-haired worm will offer you a cuppa Earl Grey. Too bad you’re an Orange Pekoe man.

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