A Centon 32GB SDHC Class 10 Memory Card is the sort of thing that… hang on… are those sails on the horizon?

Aye, matey, ye be facin’ the dreaded Cap’n Mace, ye be! So named because… well, that’s a long story for another time. No, no, I ain’t gonna tell it here. Oh, well, thank you, First Mate, I guess I do tell it well. Okay, but only if you all want to hear it… fine, then, damn your eyes! We’ll talk about the Centon 32GB SDHC Class 10 Memory Card instead!

See, in my job (which on paper is actually “Cruise Ship Director” on a freighter registered in the Cayman Islands) I have access to a lot of information I don’t want to see shared. Like, for example, when I first sailed around the Horn of… Arrrr, was that a yawn? Fine, then, I’ll be gettin’ on with it, shall I? The Centon 32GB SDHC Class 10 Memory Card holds files and data ye might want to carry with you from place to place, like in a camera or maybe some video or even an MP3 player or something! I was gonna add a little flair and tell you about me crew killing a cyclops but… YARR! Don’t ye even care? Was ye born in a barn? I been in the blackest pits of villainy this world has to offer but I tell ye one thing, the veritable hands of Lucifer at least know how to be polite when a man be talkin’!

What are you, on your cell phone now? Avast, this ain’t worth it. I’m gettin’ me parrot and takin’ the next boat home. Unless maybe ye want to hear about the time me and me Centon 32G SDHC Class 10 Memory Card broke into the Vatican Library and found a magic book that… where did ye even FIND a Game Boy in this day’n age? Yarr, ye landlubbers just ain’t got no attention span these days.

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