Never Had One Lesson In Love

Thank you all for coming out to Jessica’s porch tonight. My name’s Billy, and I’ll be here all night if that’s what it’ll take to make her love me.

It’s so nice to see so many people standing out on their lawns, staring at me in what looks to me like stunned disbelief. But is it so hard to believe that a man can be so moved by a lady that he’d set up a Casio 76-Key Digital Keyboard Workstation just outside the door of her house and serenade her with songs he wrote from the depths of his heart? Well then, don’t think of me as a man at all, but a visitor from planet Romance. Mmm, that’s right, neighbor lady in the shower cap and bath robe. You know what I’m talking about.

But if y’all don’t mind, I’d like to get a little personal while I tickle these 76 standard-size keys for a moment and tell you a little about my sweet Jessica. Can you hear me in there, darling? I think you can. See, she may not return my phone calls or reply to my text messages, but that’s just because she’s scared. Scared of setting her soul free. Scared to jump into the deep end of my love pool. Scared that I followed her home from the blood bank where we met, so she kept all the lights off and is now huddled in a corner, confused about what to do next.

I wish I could take away that confusion for her. For me, I knew the moment she removed that pint of plasma from my body and handed me a cookie that she was the one. That day, I was inspired, y’all. Inspired to buy this Casio 76-Key Digital Keyboard Workstation you see in front of me. Inspired to compose sweet ballads with 570 built-in tones ranging from strings to woodwinds and plenty more. Inspired to sample up to ten sounds from a portable audio player or other device and record a perfect message of love directly to my computer via USB. By the way, that message of love is available as a five song E.P. entitled Just Give Up Already, Jessica, featuring some of the songs you’ve heard tonight, like “No Order Can Restrain The Heart” and “I Know Why Your Dog Is Missing.” If you’d like one, just see me after the show.

Oh, how nice! Looks like local law enforcement’s here to enjoy the intoxicating power of love, as well. Careful. Gentlemen, these songs are potent. I think maybe I’ll cover “Stop! In The Name of Love” and send it out to Jessica in their honor. What do you fine folks think?

Features

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Casio

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

76 standard-size keys and two sensitivity levels for a more piano-like experience, along with 48-note polyphony (24-note for certain tones)
To master a song, it is best to break it up into shorter parts (phrases), master the phrases, and then put everything together. “Step Up Lesson” helps you to do just that. The built-in songs are pre-divided into phrases to help you master keyboard play. Step Up Lesson takes you through practice of the right hand part, left hand part, and both hand parts for each phrase of a song. Master all of the phrases and you master the song
Find just the right sound with 570 built-in tones, from strings to woodwinds and plenty more. You can layer two different tones (such as piano and strings) or split the keyboard down the middle for an ensemble approach
Touch Response lets you add delicate nuances to notes by varying how much pressure you apply to keyboard keys
Connect to a computer using a USB cable and exchange MIDI data between the two devices. Send play data from the keyboard to music software running on your computer, or send MIDI data from your computer to the keyboard for playback
Use effects to add reverb for more depth and breadth in your music
Sample a sound from a portable audio player or other device, and then play the sound with keyboard keys. Sample up to ten seconds, and store up to five sampled sounds to keyboard memory
Connect a digital audio player, CD player, or other audio device and you can play along with music played through the keyboard’s speakers
Comes with a bank of songs for your learning and enjoyment. You can also record your own performances, using up to six tracks of different instruments
Sing along with built-in songs or songs loaded from outside sources
Music Challenge is a game that measures your reaction speed as you press keys in response to on-screen keyboard indicators and fingering guide indications
With Auto Accompaniment, simply select an accompaniment pattern. Each time you play a chord with your left hand the appropriate accompaniment will play automatically. It’s like having a personal backup group along with you wherever you go. Features 180 built-in rhythms, and you can also edit and save up to 10 of your own auto accompaniment patterns

Product Manuals:

Specifications:
Keyboard:	76 Piano-Type Keys
Touch Response:	2 Sensitivity Levels, Off
Sound Source:	AHL
Maximum Polyphony:	48
Tones:	570 Built-in Tones
Digital Effects:	Reverb: 10 Types Chorus: 5 Types
Rhythms/Patterns:	180 Built-in Rhythms (10 User Rhythms)
Auto Accompaniment:	Modes: CASIO Chord, Fingered 1, Fingered 2 (6th off), Fingered 3 (on bass), Full Range Chord Controllers: Start/Stop, Intro, Normal/Fill-in, Variation/Fill-in, Synchro/Ending
Built-in Songs:	152 (Song Bank)
Song Expansion:	10 Maximum (up to 320KB total)
Lesson Function:	Step Up Lesson Scoring System Voice Fingering Guide (Lesson part: right hand, left hand, both hands)
Metronome:	Beats: 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (Tempo Range: ♩ = 30 to 255)
Recorder:	6 Tracks x 5 Songs (Performance Recording), 1 Song (Lesson Recording), Approximately 12,000 Notes Total, Real-Time Recording/Playback
Sampling Function:	Maximum Sampling Capacity: 8 Sounds Maximum Total Sampling Time: 10 Seconds Sampling Sound Input: Mic in Jack, Audio in Jack
Other Functions:	Rhythm Editor (10 User Rhythms) Registrations: 32 Setups (4 Sets x 8 Banks) Music Preset: 305 Presets One-Touch Preset: 180 Sets Auto Harmonize: 12 Types Arpeggiator: 90 Types Temperaments (Preset Scale): Equal Temperament + 16 Types Octave Shift: ±2 Octaves Music Challenge Voice Pads: 5 Pads x 4 Sets (3 Sets of Sampled Sounds, 1 Set of Percussion Only) Rhythm/Song Controller
Key Transpose:	25 Steps (-12 to +12 semitones)
Tuning Control:	A4 = Approximately 440Hz ± 100 cents
Pedals:	Standard Jack (sustain, soft, sostenuto, start/stop)
Display Screen:	LCD with Backlight
MIDI:	GM Compatibility: Level 1 Terminals: USB
Speakers:	12cm x 2
Amp Output:	2.5W＋2.5W
Input/Output Terminals:	Headphones (standard stereo jack) Sustain/Assignable Audio in Mic in USB: Type B External Power (9V DC)
Power Requirements:	Batteries: (6) D-Cell (not included) AC Adapter: AD-5
Dimensions:	46.75"(W) x 15.75"(D) x 6.1"(H)
Weight:	15.87 lbs

In the box:

Casio 76-Key Digital Keyboard Workstation (Choose Model WK-200 OR WK-210)
Sheet Music Stand
AC Adapter

Specs

Casio 76-Key Keyboard, 570 Tones, 180 Rhythms, 152 Songs, USB, Aux-in, Step Up Lessons

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