Keep your hands safe.

Hold it right there! You're under arrest!

"What? Me?"

No, sir. Not you. Your arm.

"Wait, I'm not under arrest, but my arm is? I don't understand, and I'd appreciate it if you'd lower that pistol..."

I'm sorry but I can't do that. If that arm tries something silly, I'll have no choice but to take it down.

"Okay, could you at least explain what you're talking about?"

Your arm, sir. I'm arresting it. For reckless endangerment.

"That doesn't really clear things up."

Sir, we have it on good authority that last night, your arm recklessly endangered your hand by allowing it to use a traditional can opener.

"This is crazy."

Sir, we take this very kind of thing very seriously. Your arm should have stopped your hand from grabbing the can opener and instead lead it to the computer where it could order a Kuhn Rikon Can and Jar Opener set. The Safety Lidlifter ensures that you don't need to touch any sharp edges, thus keeping your hands safe.

"Sure."

Now, if you don't mind, I need to take that arm back to the station.

"Fine. I'd like to have a little chat with the chief of police about this incident anyway."

Oh, you're not coming sir. Just your arm. I'm afraid I'll have to take it off.

"WHAT?!?! TAKE IT OFF??"

It's the law, sir. We can't throw you in jail with your arm if you haven't done anything; that would be a waste of taxpayer money.

"You know what? No! I wanna see your badge!"

Oh, my badge? It's... uh... right... HERE! SMOKE BOMB! ESCAPE OUT WINDOW!

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