Oh, Goddess! Namesake of the Athena Technologies AS-P4100 400w Powered Subwoofer! Protector of Athens! Guardian of Sparta! Grant our readers the wisdom to know that this is part two of a saga that begins at woot.com!

Gary looked up at where she stood. The goddess Athena. One foot on the Athena Technologies AS-P4100 400w Powered Subwoofer and the other on the additional speakers that also carried her name. She looked down at Gary and spoke with a voice that seemed older than her face.

Thank you, Gary. You have freed me from the curse. I reward you with this pot holder. I made it myself.

Gary took the potholder. It was expertly woven from reeds and grasses. Gary held it in his hand curiously, so intent that he no longer remembered the Athena Technologies AS-P4100 400w Powered Subwoofer was a 400 watt 10” down firing subwoofer with dual ports, offering a rear panel RCA input, speaker level inputs and an exclusive SCT control, allowing an easy match between subwoofer and front channels. Athena noted the confusion and looked upon Gary with bemusement in her eyes.

Gary? Would you like a fresh olive?

Gary took the olive, protecting his hand with the potholder. He did not eat it immediately. Athena laughed her rich, wise, grandmotherly laugh.

Poor Gary. You confused your goddesses. You were hoping to rescue my sister Aphrodite, weren’t you?

Gary sheepishly nodded. Athena smiled kindly.

I am Athena Parthenos, Gary. The ever-virgin. All I can offer you is this Firefly boxed set and some pizza coupons.

Gary sighed and sat down beside the Athena Technologies AS-P4100 400w Powered Subwoofer. Athena put her arm around him, kindly.

We could play Shadowrun, Gary. I’ve got all the books.

Gary sighed again. At least he hadn’t opened the wine.

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