Arrrrr-der Now
Today ye booty option be a brand new Asus EEE
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It’s got (damn yer eyes) an 8.9 inch screen
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It comes with a built-in Solid State disk
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It’ll boot up quickly and seem effortless
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Also has GNU Linux installed and no other
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And takes memory cards easy, a bit like yer mother
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Built-in 802.11 b/g
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The finest laptop this old pirate ever did see
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If I was this Asus, I’d’ve held up fine
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I wouldn’t have me hook and me single eye
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Me data’d be safe and me shocks’d be resisted
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Me bootup’d be fast and me mast’d be mizzen’d
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If ye have a job that makes ye stay outdoors longer
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Like pirate or hunter or coffee shop blogger
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Buy ye an Asus for barely a cost
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Ye won’t feel as bad when a pirate rips it off
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Ahoy there mates, a sail I do spy!
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Okay, okay, easy mistake, but that wasn’t meant to rhyme.
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Seriously, lads, let’s get back to work.
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Ah, I hate working with pirates, they’re all such jerks.
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Yer all on quarter rations and I’m getting the whip.
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Keep singing, go on, I don’t give a flyin’ flip
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Features
Warranty: 1 Year Asus
Features:
- 8.9” screen size for more-than-ample viewing space, making it more comfortable on eyes when in use
- 1024×600 resolution allows you to view a single A4 page without the need to scroll left or right for easier reading and editing of documents
- Built-in Solid State Disk (SSD) technology ensures that the internal drive stays quiet, draws less power, boots up faster and resists physical shock
- Robust data protection and superior shock resistance, ideal companion for reporters, wildlife photographers and other outdoor enthusiasts
- Incredibly intuitive point-and-click user interface that even first-time PC users will find extremely easy to use
- Fast boot up, get onto the Internet in mere seconds from the time you press the power button
- Open Office, Skype, and 50 other applications preinstalled
Specifications:
- Operating System: GNU Linux
- Display: 8.9” Display, 1024×600 resolution
- LCD Type: LED Backlit
- Intel CPU & Chipset: Intel® Atom N270 1.6GHz
- Hard Drive: 4GB Solid State Drive (SSD)
- WLAN: Built-in 802.11b/g
- Memory: DDR II 1GB
- Display Card: Intel UMA
- Audio: Hi-definition Audio
- Stereo speakers
- Built-in Mic
- Storage Cards: SD/ MMC (SDHC)
- Battery: Li-ion Battery, 4 hrs of operation under normal use
- Power: Output: 12V, 36W; Input: 100-240V AC, 50/60Hz universal
- Dimensions: 8.86" (W) x 6.7" (D) x 0.79" ~ 1.33" (H)
- Weight: 2.20 lbs (with Battery)
- Case Color: Pearl White
- ASUS Exclusive Utility: Super Hybrid Engine; Eee Connect; Dr. Eee
Input / Output:
- 3xUSB
- MMC/SD(SDHC) Memory Card Reader Slot
- VGA-out (D-Sub, 15pin)
- Earphone jack (3.5mm Audio Out)
- Microphone (3.5mm Audio In)
- RJ45 10/100 Mbps LAN Connector
In the box:
- Eee PC 900A Netbook
- A/C Adapter and Cord
- Rechargable Netbook Battery Pack
Inset photo credit: juhansonin
Specs
Asus EEEPC900A-WFBB01 8.9", Atom N270, 4G SSD, 1GB DDR2, Linux, 802.11bgSpecs
Asus EEEPC900A-WFBB01 8.9", Atom N270, 4G SSD, 1GB DDR2, Linux, 802.11bgSales Stats
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