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Features
It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?
This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
The fine print:
- This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
- There is just ONE of these items in the box.
- There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
- It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.
- Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.
Specs
In the box:
We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.
Made up specs:
- It's bigger than a shoe box: 5.9 X 36.5 X 7.65 inches
- It says it will allow you to enjoy long hours of leisure
- It includes padded, durable arm rests to assist in your leisure
- It also includes an umbrella attachment so your leisure can be shaded
- It also comes with a drawstring carry bag so you can carry it leisurely
- It suggests politely that you should be under 242 pounds if you want to use it for leisure
- It comes in any color you want, as long as that color is Grey
Made up hint:
Are you sitting down for this deal?
Specs
In the box:
We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.
Made up specs:
- It's bigger than a shoe box: 5.9 X 36.5 X 7.65 inches
- It says it will allow you to enjoy long hours of leisure
- It includes padded, durable arm rests to assist in your leisure
- It also includes an umbrella attachment so your leisure can be shaded
- It also comes with a drawstring carry bag so you can carry it leisurely
- It suggests politely that you should be under 242 pounds if you want to use it for leisure
- It comes in any color you want, as long as that color is Grey
Made up hint:
Are you sitting down for this deal?
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2h 31m 9.223s
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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