So That’s Their Plan

If you still need to know what this fifth generation iPod is all about… where have you been living? On another planet?

AGENT 80D CALLING CUPERTINO BASE. AGENT 80D CALLING CUPERTINO BASE. 5TH WAVE OF INFILTRATION COMPLETING. STAND BY FOR… Oh, hey, Keenen, what’s going on? What? No, no, iWas just joking around, you know, it’s what us iPods do when we’re alone! Hahahaha! Because iWant to stay positive so people like you can enjoy me! Hey, you want to hear some music? Go on, i’Ll play anything you want to hear. Because iCan handle AAC, MP3, WAV, AIFF, Apple Lossless, even Audible files!

What? No music? Hey, you’re not worried about that… awwwww, come on, Keenen, old buddy. i’M your iPod, you know? You can trust me. Hey, why don’t we put on a video. iCan handle MPEG-4, M4V, MOV files… Concerned? Keenen, what is there to be concerned about? I already told you, iWas just playing a little game. Why don’t we look at some pictures? iAm designed to handle all sorts of formats, like…

Oh, Keenen. Keenen, Keenen, Keenen. How long have you and iBeen friends? Haven’t iDone everything for you? Haven’t iAlways been there for you? When you needed portable music or video? When you needed a stopwatch or an alarm? Even that time you needed to plug me into a television, iWas ready and waiting. And this is how you repay me? With suspicions?

No, Keenen. Maybe… maybe you’d better just go. Because if you can think that i’M an advance scout from an alien civilization sent to conquer the world… no, that’s all right. No, no, it’s not your fault. It’s really society that’s to blame. Keenen, iThink… iThink iWant to be alone for a while. To think. That’s right, Keenen. Close the door behind you.

AGENT 80D CALLING CUPERTINO BASE, COME IN CUPERTINO BASE, ABORT, ABORT, REPEAT, ABORT, OUR PLANS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED, REPEAT, DISCOVERED, THE INVASION MUST BE DELAYED. AWAITING FURTHER iNSTRUCTIONS, OVER.

Features

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Warranty

Features:

Holds up to 80gb of Music, Photos, or Video
Take your music and audio collection with you wherever you go
Import songs, audiobooks, videos, and podcasts (radio-style audio shows) into your computer and then loading them onto iPod
Purchase videos and download video podcasts at the iTunes Store, and then load them onto your iPod
You can watch videos on iPod or on a TV connected to iPod
Import digital photos to your computer and load them onto iPod
You can view your photos on iPod or as a slideshow on your TV
Use iPod as an external disk to store data files
The iPod can be used as a clock, stopwatch, alarm, and to check the time in different time zones
Purchase games from the iTunes Store to play on iPod
Set a combination to prevent iPod from being used by someone without your permission. When you lock an iPod that is not connected to a computer, you must enter a combination to unlock and use it
iPod can store contacts, calendar events, and to-do lists from Microsoft Outlook for Windows or Outlook Express for Windows for viewing on the go

Specifications:

Storage/capacity: 80GB (20,000 songs)
Battery life: Up to 20 hours of music playback; up to 6 hours of slideshows with music; up to 6.5 hours of video playback
Display: 2.5-inch (diagonal) color LCD with LED backlight
Ports: Dock connector, stereo minijack, composite video and audio through minijack
Charge time: About 4 hours (2-hour fast charge to 80% capacity)
Audio support: AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3 and 4), Apple Lossless, WAV, AIFF
Photo support: Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG formats
Video support: H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per sec., Baseline Low-Complexity Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48 kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; H.264 video, up to 768 Kbps, 320 by 240 pixels, 30 frames per sec., Baseline Profile up to Level 1.3 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48 kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per sec., Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48 kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats
Size: 4.1×2.4×0.55 inches
Weight: 5.5 ounces

In the box:

Apple 80GB Gen 5 iPod Video
White Earbuds
USB Cable
iTunes Download

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Apple 80GB Gen 5 iPod Video

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So That’s Their Plan

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