Bone China, baby. Bone China, baby. Bone China, baby. And don’t ever put down, these plates! Rang dang digga da dang da dang. Rang dang digga da dang da dang.

Say, man, you ain’t looking so good.

i need it, sellout, i’m hurtin’ today, i’m hurtin’ bad

Yeah, man, yeah. I understand that. That’s why you come to me, right?

that’s right, sellout, i’ll do anything you say, anything, just give me the good stuff, man, hurry

Anything? Well, then, my best customer, you deserve the good stuff. I got some stuff right from China. Not from Europe, that’s where the expensive stuff comes from. This stuff is priced right. And it’s the most contemporary design they got. I looked hard to get this price.

you take care of me, sellout, you always do, but i’m really hurtin’ now, can we maybe hurry up here

I hear you, I hear you. This ain’t gonna be like the time I made you listen to my demo tapes on a Sansa. You want to have a little “dinner party”, right now, right? You want to head home and “impress the boss” for a “special occasion”, right?

sellout, i need it, man, i need it white and gold, that’s what i need and i got the money right here, look, man, i’ll show you, just hurry, sellout, hurry

Okay, my friend, okay. But I trust you, right? You’re my best customer! Hey, I’m gonna put these four ten ounce cups in here, just for you. Maybe share ‘em around, tell people where you got ‘em, right? Maybe get me a little more attention so I can move these 11 inch dinner plates and 9 inch soup bowls. I got salad plates too, if you just want to get mellow.

sellout, you’re so good to me, man, i’m hurtin’ so much, man, if i don’t have a dinner party soon i’m gonna die, i know it

I hear ya. Why don’t you go down to the basement and have a little party right there. Then if you need more of this primo Alex Liddy 20 Piece Fine Bone China Gold Trim Dinner Set, you just come back up to your friend and he’ll take care of his best customer. We understand each other?

you’re so good to me, sellout, you’re the best, you know i just need a little dinner party to get me through the day, sellout, just a little one

I ain’t judgin’, my friend! If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t even be in business! You hurry back now! I’m just gonna be hanging out and watching some MTV.

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