With an Acer Aspire Notebook, you can enjoy the whole Internet. Just be careful. A few of those sites will break your heart…

Dear Diary,

Oh. My. God. Today I was online with my Acer Aspire Core 2 Duo 16” Notebook, which, as you know, has four gigs of RAM and a 320 GB hard drive, and while updating my Twitter so everyone would know that I had a new Facebook status explaining my Myspace profile, I visited Gizmodo.com. It was just for a peek and not stalkery or anything, but then, well, I saw he had been writing about me! <3! <3! <3! But then I read the part about how he farted and lost all interest. Boy websites are so weird. Anyway, I’m totally over Gizmodo.com now. I can do better.

Dear Diary,

I’m discovering myself as an independent website. Did you know that the Acer Aspire Core 2 Duo 16” Notebook has an Empowerment key? All I have to do its hit it and an on-screen dock slides into view. I can immediately control all my settings, including audio, power and data. It’s good, because I need to start considering my future. I’m thinking I might want to go to New York, like Gossip Girl. I bet nobody farts in New York. Ugh. I can’t believe I used to like that website. And no, I WON’T write the name. But it starts with a g and ends with an o and there’s a z in the middle.

Dear Diary,

Judy and I aren’t talking very much because she’s dating this guy on the football team. I’m happy for her, but I think I need more from life than that. Perhaps I am a wandering spirit, destined to never have a home. I think that’s why a 802.11a/b/g/Draft-N card appeals to me so, because, in my deepest soul, I am always on the move, never resting. Also, don’t tell anyone that I made out with xeni.net at a party. It wasn’t serious or anything, it was just one of those passionate moments that a Gossip Girl like me will sometimes become involved in.

Dear Diary,

MY LIFE IS OVER! I was at the library using the Acer Aspire Core 2 Duo 16” Notebook’ integrated Super-Multi optical drive and I saw xeni.net and Gizmodo.com holding hands outside by the big oak tree! HOW could they DO this to me? I immediately turned up my second generation Dolby Home Theater audio enhancement so no one would hear me crying. Diary, I have learned a harsh lesson about trust today. Two people who meant the world to me have let me down. My Acer CineCrystal 16.0” WXGA display is stained with tears. I had to push my Acer Aspire Core 2 Duo 16” Notebook’s Empowerment key twenty five times before I even felt the tiniest bit better. All I know is, I’ll never love again.

Dear Diary,

I think I’m in love! I met this new site that’s so much fun and so mature. It goes by fark.com. Isn’t that a great name? Fark’s a whole bunch older than me and keeps buying me beer and trying to get me to take off my top. I think maybe Fark has even been in jail! Isn’t that exciting?? Our relationship is so much better than those two other sites I won’t mention. I think this time, I’ve met someone that likes me for me.

Dear Diary,

I saw Gizmodo at lunch today. He said he was worried about me and fark and I thought that was really sweet. We talked about the Acer Aspire Core 2 Duo 16” Notebook’s 5-in-1 card reader for a while, just to make conversation. He said he probably wouldn’t link me this time because the novelty had worn off, and I said guessed I understood that. Then he said he’d noticed my Acer Tuba CineBass booster and that made me feel really special. I asked him about the incident at the library and he didn’t even remember. Maybe we’ve really grown while we were apart. Also, I broke up with fark.com after I found beer all over my 5-in-1 card reader. I think Giz was right, it was just a mistake to begin with. Oh, Giz is what I’ve been calling Gizmodo.com. Isn’t that cute? Maybe we’ll see each other at the Homecoming dance. I was too polite to ask, but I bet he’s stopped that farting. He’s so much more mature, now.

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