Cheaply-made generic screwdrivers are a dime a dozen – except today, when they’re a penny a dozen (plus shipping)! And incredibly, they’re still overpriced!

Looks like it’s gonna be a screwdriver Christmas this year, and we’re not talking about Grandma’s traditional holiday vodka-and-prune-juice cocktail. You’d be a fool to buy 12 screwdrivers for $5.01 with shipping when you could buy 36 for $5.03 plus shipping, so buy three sets, huh? That rule reminds us that we could’ve called this set “Screwdrivers of Crap”, but that veers dangerously close to compliance with truth-in-advertising laws.

You can thank the nameless toilers of some Asiatic despotism for saving you a bundle on Christmas gifts. And we’re not talking about Santa’s elves. The recipients of this extremely cheap gift are sure to thank you, because that’s what civilized people do when they receive a gift, no matter how lousy. They’re also sure to say some other things about you when one of these breaks at a crucial moment in the future. Fortunately, you probably won’t be there to hear it.

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