Well, it’s just me and you.

Look, let’s get right down to it, Cheryl. We’re the last two people left on Earth, which means we’re the human race’s only chance. But I don’t want it to be like that, okay? I want you to like me for my personality and stuff, not just because I’m the only other person to survive the explosion. What I’m saying is I want to take things slow. That’s why I made you deviled eggs.

Oh no, you don’t need to worry about them being contaminated. I made them a few hours before the explosion. I just had that feeling, you know, the one where you’re like, “hey, I better make some deviled eggs in case I need some to woo the woman with whom I will propagate the human race in the event of an apocalyptic catastrophe.” No, you never have that feeling?

Well, that’s not a big deal. We can work out our differences later. Right now is eating-deviled-eggs time. I’ve got them right here in an 18 Hole Deviled Egg Tray inside this Tote N’ Go Insulated Carrier. It’s a great 3-in-1 solution for transporting warm and cold foods. And it’s not just for deviled eggs; it also came with a 5-compartment Crudites Tray and a Rectangular Containe-

Oh, really? You’re vegan? Huh…

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