And so I said, if I gotta go, I sure want to use something more stylish than a handbasket!

Can you imagine how the parking looks down there? Just nothing but fire and these big piles of handbaskets scattered all around the place, all of them looking exactly alike, nobody knowing which handbasket is the handbasket they arrived with. Total nightmare, really. And in a place full of screams and unspeakable tortures, who needs one more nightmare?

So I’m getting a Stanley 12” Tool Bag! It’s got 7 different interior compartments and a clear side pocket, plus a zippered closure to keep my special personal items hidden and safe. And you can bet I’m going to be using that. I mean, do you KNOW the kind of people that are going to be down there? Handbaskets don’t exactly attract the highest class of people if you follow me.

Probably there’s a great golf course, though. The politicians gotta hang out somewhere.

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