Information’s coming at you from all directions! Why not relax with some content of your own?

You get your work email, then you get some private emails, then you get an IM from your project manager, then you get an email to your secret trolling account, then you find six new posts on your favorite message board, then a follow-up email regarding that first one from work, then an alert that your torrent has ended, then a warning from your phone that it’s your turn to place a word, then a phone call about that follow-up email you’ve been ignoring, then another post on the message board and, wow, isn’t it just enough to make you just break down in tears? Why do we need so many words all the time, when pictures say the same thing with ease?

On your days off, use a Kodak 14MP Digital Camera and get right back to the purest form of information, without all those buzzwords and buck-passing and weird half-understood memes. An 8x Schneider-Kreuznach optical zoom means you’ll be able to get the whole shot every time, be it a wide and misty morning forest or a close-up one-in-a-lifetime celebrity sighting. Use the 3.0” LCD screen to enjoy the photo right away, or save it to the SDHC card slot and enjoy it on your computer later.

A weekend of adding Comic Sans to your own images will leave you refreshed and happy and feeling in control of yourself. Then you’ll be ready to face that new blur of meaningless drivel from people who think quantity is quality. Come on, why spend three paragraphs explaining the in-house policies regarding the copier/fax in relation to mandatory Federal harassment laws when a simple picture of butt with a “No!” line through it would do the trick? What are they teaching kids in business school these days?

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