Alice's Adventures in Middle Age
"Where am I?"
CHEAT ME
"Oh not this %#&ing place again."
CHEAT ME
"Who is it this time? Rabbit, I told you I never wanted to see..."
NOT THE RABBIT... CHEAT ME
"Well, if you're not the Rabbit, you must be..."
YOUR METABOLISM... CHEAT ME
"My metabolism? Oh, NOW you show up! Where were you when I was stuffing my face with..."
GET OVER IT... CHEAT ME
"Get over it? GET OVER IT? I've been TRYING to get over it. I work out three times a day and eat a crap ton of celery and LOOK AT MY THIGHS!"
SHHHH. CHEAT ME.
<sigh> "Fine. But if this doesn't work..."
TEN DOLLARS, PLEASE.
"You son-of-a..."
Features
Your choice:
Garcinia Cambogia
Garcinia Cambogia contains Hydroxycitric Acid (HCA), which certain studies show block the fat causing enzyme ATP citrate lyase, converting it into glycogen that can be then used as energy by the body instead of being stored as fat.
- Weight management
- No artificial colors or preservatives
- Gluten free
- Includes 60 capsules
- Made in USA
Directions:
Take one capsule twice a day, approximately 30 minutes prior to a meal. Do not exceed 3000mg daily.
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Green Coffee Bean Extract
Green Coffee contains Chlorogenic Acid, which causes the body to burn sugar and fat in the liver and also slows the release of sugar into the blood stream. For best results, take with a diet and exercise program.
- Weight management
- Aids in burning sugar and fat in the liver
- No artificial colors or preservatives
- Includes 60 capsules
- Made in USA
Directions:
Take one capsule twice a day, approximately 30 minutes prior to a meal. Can be taken with or without water.
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Raspberry Keytones
Raspberry Ketones stimulate adiponectin, a hormone found in fatty tissue that improves the body's ability to burn fat. For best results, take with a diet and exercise program.
- Weight management
- Aids in burning fat
- No artificial colors or preservatives
- Gluten free
- Includes 60 capsules
- Made in USA
Directions:
Take one capsule in the morning and one in the evening, with or without a meal. Can be taken with or without water.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Specs
WARNING: As with any product, if you are pregnant or nursing, seek the advice of a health professional before using this product. KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN.
Amount | % Daily Value | |
Serving Size | 1 capsule | |
Servings per Container | 60 | |
Chrominum (dinicotinate) | 100mcg | 840% |
Garcinia Cambogia Extract (50% HCA) | 500mg |
Other ingredients: Microcrystalline cellulose, silica, magnesium stearate, gelatin capsule.
Contains no wheat, yeast, soy, gluten, starch, shellfish, peanuts or sugar.
Serving Size | 1 capsule |
Servings per Container | 60 |
Green Coffee Bean Extract | 400mg |
Raspberry Ketones | 50mg |
Other ingredients: Microcrystalline cellulose, silca, magnesium stearate, gelatin capsule.
Contains no wheat, yeast, soy, gluten, starch, shellfish, peanuts or sugar.
Serving Size | 1 capsule |
Servings per Container | 60 |
Raspberry Ketones | 500mg |
Other ingredients: Microcrystalline cellulose, silca, magnesium stearate, gelatin capsule.
Contains no wheat, yeast, soy, gluten, starch, shellfish, peanuts or sugar.
In the box:
(60) Vitaminerals Supplements
Specs
WARNING: As with any product, if you are pregnant or nursing, seek the advice of a health professional before using this product. KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN.
Amount | % Daily Value | |
Serving Size | 1 capsule | |
Servings per Container | 60 | |
Chrominum (dinicotinate) | 100mcg | 840% |
Garcinia Cambogia Extract (50% HCA) | 500mg |
Other ingredients: Microcrystalline cellulose, silica, magnesium stearate, gelatin capsule.
Contains no wheat, yeast, soy, gluten, starch, shellfish, peanuts or sugar.
Serving Size | 1 capsule |
Servings per Container | 60 |
Green Coffee Bean Extract | 400mg |
Raspberry Ketones | 50mg |
Other ingredients: Microcrystalline cellulose, silca, magnesium stearate, gelatin capsule.
Contains no wheat, yeast, soy, gluten, starch, shellfish, peanuts or sugar.
Serving Size | 1 capsule |
Servings per Container | 60 |
Raspberry Ketones | 500mg |
Other ingredients: Microcrystalline cellulose, silca, magnesium stearate, gelatin capsule.
Contains no wheat, yeast, soy, gluten, starch, shellfish, peanuts or sugar.
In the box:
(60) Vitaminerals Supplements
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