Skyline Storage Bench

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The Curse Of Life

If you're going to host a children's show, you've pretty much have to have a talking bench. 

"Welcome to Tiny's Teahouse. We're sure to have a wacky time today, just like every day! Hopefully Benchy is in a better mood today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Come on inside."

[Tiny's Teahouse intro]

"Hi Fishies!"

"Hi Tiny!"

"Hi Ruggies!"

"Well hello up there, Tiny!"

"HAHAHAHAHA. Hello Benchy!"

"Mrrrffffghffghghghgg. Killllll meee todayyyyy, Tiny?"

"What's that, Benchy? I couldn't hear you!"

"Myyyy liffe so hardddd Tiny. Why youuuu give inanimate benchhh thissss cursssse?"

"Because I needed friends for my tea party! You used to just be a lame old storage bench, but now you're my best friend! That's a gift not a curse, silly. HAHAHAHA."

"Pleeassse, Tiny. Yourrrr laugh givesss Benchy an especial painnnn."

"PAIN, Benchy? Did you say PAIN?"

"Yessssss. It is allllll I knoww, Tiny."

"Funny, because that's our SPECIAL WORD today! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH."

"Hsssssss. Why you torture thisssss poooorr bench?"

"Because I'm a sadist. Do you know what a sadist is, kids? A sadist is someone who derives pleasure from hurting others. Like this."

"Owwww, Tiny. My soliddd woodddd frame cannn only accept so many abusesss."


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  • This modern storage bench is a great accent to any room in your home
  • Offers convenient storage for blankets, pillows, and books, as well as comfortable seating and fashion forward design
  • Top lifts up smoothly on heavy duty hinges, rather than just lifting off and possibly getting damaged
  • Four wooden legs keep the bench elevated off the floor to help protect the fabric
  • Solid wood frame for support and durability
  • Spot clean only
  • Made in the USA

Special Information: A physical street address and phone number is required for delivery. Due to the size of this item, USPS will not be able to deliver these to PO BOX or MILITARY addresses

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Skyline Furniture


Dimensions: 38"L x 18"W x 19.5"H
Internal Storage Dimensions: 36.5"L x 16.5"W x 10.5"H
Country of Origin: USA
Canary Earth Fabric Content: 95% Cotton, 5% Linen
All Others Fabric Content: 100% Polyester Premier Microsuede

In the Box:

  • (1) Skyline Storage Bench (choose Oatmeal, White, Chocolate or Canary Earth Print)

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 30.888s
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Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 21% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 45% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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