Out, Damned Scott!

There's nothing wrong with exiling your child 

Are you sick of your kid's dumb face? Get this Spalding 44" in-ground basketball system and get that abhorrent visage outside! 

It's OK: This is a safe space where it's all right to admit that your kid(s) can be a huge pain in the butt. They're always running around the house, screaming and breaking things instead of -- y'know -- being decent human beings. There's no shame in wanting to exile them from your home.

That's why an outdoor basketball set is great. Not only does it give the little gremlin something active to do but it gets them OUTSIDE. That leaves you inside with nothing but the faint thud of basketball on pavement and the unparalleled delight of solitude. 

Oh right, it's important that your kid gets exercise and yada yada yada. Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel good about it. Hey, they might even build character as they learn the value of hard work and practice. Who knows! 

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The Spalding 44" basketball system can be adjusted from 7.5 feet to standard 10 feet in 6 increments. The polycarbonate basketball system comes with a slam jam red rim, which makes it easier for you to practice dunks as it stays on tight without breaking away. Small backboard and 3" pipe makes it easy to setup in your backyard or driveway. Its solid polycarbonate construction makes it very sturdy and durable. With authentic Spalding logo on the back board, bring home the ultimate NBA experience.

  • Adjustable height from 7 1/2 feet to the standard 10 feet
  • Slam jam rim
  • Durable polycarbonate construction
  • Spalding and NBA logo on backboard

Shipping Note: Due to the size of this item, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, post office boxes or APO addresses is not available. A physical street address and phone number are required to schedule a delivery appointment to the first point of cover (e.g. patio, garage).

Warranty: 8 Year Spalding


In the box:

(1) Spalding 88351PRT In-Ground 44" Polycarbonate Basketball System includes:

  • Backboard
  • Slam Jam Rim
  • Net
  • Pole

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Spalding Inground 44" Polycarbonate Basketball System
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